The reason people were all like “why didn’t they just use a phoenix down on Aeris in FF7” Was cause in FF5 they try that on Galuf and it doesn’t work but they do actually bring it up in dialogue in FF5 avoiding any…
*looks around to make sure there’s no one listening*
*leans in close so only you can hear me*
Ludo-narrative dissonance.
SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
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Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
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methed-up-marxist-deactivated20:
Babygirl i can fail at subtasks you wouldnt even think to conceptualise as their own task
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i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like “I’m such a nutpilled stumpcel” and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it’s a whole quest. sorry
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